Not Me Monday

• I definitely did not fail on posting every day in November on the SECOND DAY. I would for sure last longer than that
• I most certainly did not lose my gas card for the second time, call to get a new one, only to realize I had not put the new one in my car
• I absolutely am not addicted to The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio. I would never listen to such sexist, trashy radio
• I clearly don't go to Panera to get work done because if I go home my two year old has other ideas. I surely would never use a chain restaurant as my office
• I without question don't freak out every time my manager rides with me. I have been doing this job for 4 years so I am definitely used to it by now

That's it for this week! :)